All Your Base/Pierrot Crossover Fiction Collection

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PART 1 of AYB/P Collection:

Title: Make Your Time (Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb)
Author: Zuks
Theme: 09 Song Titles, 10 Time
Genre: Drama
Parody: Zero Wing/ All Your Base
Bands: Pierrot
Pairings: the numbers 9 & 10
Words: 910
Notes: Kirito (the Captain)'s point of view. CATS is... whoever. Also, Zigs are ships. I had to cut out some of Jun's lines because they didn't fit, but it's for the better.

The year is one that you might know as 2101 A.D. Our society has just delved into war. A man known as CATS is threatening our world’s military. We have little choice but to combat him and his forces by whatever means necessary. However…
“Captain!” Aiji, our Operator, called.
“What is it?” I asked. He flipped the switch and the small monitor showed an image of one of the lower control rooms. My younger brother, Kohta, appeared worriedly on the screen.
“A bomb has been wired into our mainframe, Kirito. I’m doing the best that I can do, but, there’s no guarantee I can get this thing out in time. You’d better prepare all of the pods in case we need to evacuate the ZIG.”
He turned around to look at the open panel. “Gotta go.”
I nodded. “I’m counting on you.”
“Captain! We’re receiving a signal. I can’t trace where it’s from. Allow?” Aiji asked. I solemnly nodded.
“Turning on the main screen.” he said.
I watched the video feed come in, in disbelief. How could he? At a time like this… “It’s you!”
“How are you gentlemen?” CATS asked, that cruel smirk plastered on his face as it always was. “All your bases are already mine. You are about to be destroyed.”
“What are you saying?” I said, quickly covering up my own doubts with a mask of confidence.
“You have no chance of survival. I recommend you make use of your time.” He began to laugh and the video feed cut off.
Make use of our time? So… the bomb was a part of his doing.
“Captain?” Aiji asked impatiently. I often wonder if he calls out my title simply to make use of his voice.
“Contact the Pilot and our Strategist immediately.” I ordered.
“Sir.” he said, looking relieved I wasn’t planless.

“Takeo,” I said, “Which of our bases have been completely captured?”
Takeo pulled out a large map, covered in red dots. “More than we should have, I’m afraid.”
“Aiya!” Jun hollered. “That many? That’s nearly half! And look at this – “
“We need to be serious right now, Jun.” I said. “There’s not a lot of time and I need you to take part while we devise our strategy.”
“There must not be much time if you’re asking me to be serious… joker…” he mumbled. Takeo gave him a ‘done sulking yet?’ look until he seemed over it.
“All right,” Takeo said. “We’re currently here.” He pointed to a crowded bit of airspace on the hologram. “CATS is over here, and heading towards us, in this direction.” A space not too far away. “If we go around this planet here – we can lead him into this.” He pointed at an empty patch of space. I looked at him seriously.
“This?” I asked. “What is ‘this’? It looks like void.”
“That it does.” said Takeo.
Jun stared at the hologram rather focused. “My gosh! I know where that is! I’ve heard a story or two about that place. But, it isn’t just an urban legend, is it, Takeo?”
Takeo shook his head. “It isn’t. This thing – the double edged katana wound!”
I looked up at them. “Oh, yeah! I’m but a simple country boy, don’t woo me with your fancy city talk!”
“It’s a double-ledged wormhole.” Takeo explained. “There’s an inside layer and an outside layer. The outside layer is much thinner, but it’s in reverse – shoots you backwards a couple of coordinates towards this area behind the planet. The inside layer – well, it’s much larger – and in the ‘proper’ direction, and sucks you right in. Thing is, this one… it’s a ghost tunnel.”
Even I knew from Jun and Aiji’s talk what a ‘ghost tunnel’ was – a wormhole that they hadn’t yet discovered the other side of.
“Jun – can you maneuver around this hole and keep us in the outside?”

“CATS in sight.” Aiji shouted. “Make sure Jun follows through. Takeo, you better walk him through it the whole way, too – I don’t want him screwing it up over something stupid.”
“Kirito!” Kohta’s face appeared on the main monitor. His face was sweaty and his eyes were opened wide… and somehow I knew what he would tell me before he actually did.
“There’s no way! The bomb can’t be removed or deactivated without it exploding. The explosion is too powerful – we have to evacuate the crew into the escape pods, immediately!”
“Captain!” I heard Takeo yell over the monitor. Jun muttered something along the lines of, “What’s going on now?”
“Aiji, you can go ahead and make the announcement. Everyone to the pods. The redirection plan is abandoned for now until we can get another ZIG.”

I headed down to the lower decks with Aiji. “It looks like almost everyone is boarded.” I said, looking into the pods.
Aiji looked around, double checking. “Looks like everybody’s here – wait, where’s Kohta?”
“He must be back in the other room still. It’s not far away, so I’ll get him. You can go ahead and start deploying ships. Kohta and I can share the last one.” Aiji nodded. “Right.”

I opened the door. “Kohta? Kohta! What’s-” he was sprawled on the ground so I ran towards him, but was knocked over. “CATS has ordered your annihilation, Captain.”
“It doesn’t matter. The bomb will go off in a minute.” Kohta gasped.
“And it will destroy your men.” the masked man said.
I smiled. “No. The shield is up.”

I don't think the ending needs an explaination. Here's a little of what was edited out, as a bonus. The deleted scenes:

Escalading Fuel Prices

“Aiya!” Jun hollered. “That many? That’s nearly half! And look at this – almost all of them the ones with the right kinds of fuel up stations for the ZIG! Centuries and centuries, all these terrorists can think of is monopolizing and taking away our fuel! I’m sure prices have already skyrocketed at the stations we have left-”

Jun's Other Cat

Jun smiled. “You have to let me bring Mimick to the front.” Jun knows I hate that stupid furball shedding all over the cockpit… I don’t even know if you could call that thing a cat. And I swear it drools, too… not at all nice like Rill or his little hamsters are. “You’re cleaning up after it, not me.”

SPECIAL BONUS! "MAKE YOUR TIME" ENGRISH TRANSLATION! 450 WORDS of terrible translation for the special EUROPEAN RELEASE!

A.D. 2101 war was beginning. CATS threaten us military, we gotta fight him. But…
Aiji say, “Captain!” Aiji is operator. So I ask him what. TV screen pop up with Kohta on it my little brother, and he kind of look worry.
Kohta say, “Somebody set us up the bomb. I try to set it down, but gotta work pretty fast. Maybe we gotta take off every ZIG.”
“You know what you’re doing.” I say, then I gotta turn. Aiji ask for letting in, cause we get signal. Main screen turn on. And I shocked, “It’s you!”
CATS say, “How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.”
And I like pretend not hear, be like, “What you say?”
So CATS say, “You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha.”
That make me pretty depressed. But I think maybe CATS knows about time, so he set us up the bomb. I say Aiji, find us Pilot Jun and Strategyer Takeo.

Takeo say, “Half base belong to CATS. That sucks.” Jun say, “Arrgh! Gas price too expensive cause of nasty terrorist always start war! I hate war, already gas I can’t pay price!” I tell him, shut up to stop play. Jun need being in Takeo plan. Jun think I no hear him say I joker, let him slide but I do.
Takeo tell us take a turn around planet into katana wound. So I say what the hell. And Jun says it is the truth, Takeo saying that we’re staying outside of it a two-side wormhole. And it’s a ghost tunnel, I think that sound pretty cool, so long Jun keep his cat stop furring everywhere.

Aiji say we can see the CATS. I tell him make sure Takeo pay attention and keep Jun from screwing plan to death. Kohta pop up the TV again, so I see he look sad and I know. “Can’t set the bomb down Kirito so we gotta leave to the pod.” Takeo ask me captain and Jun mumble about me what again. So plan is redirected to the pod for now until we can set down the bomb to the CATS.

Aiji say it look like everyone make it to the pod. But Kohta missing, so I say I go get him he so slow. We can share a pod they go ahead.

I get to room and Kohta on floor looking bad, so I run and get whapped by CATS guy friend. He laugh say we all die together, the bomb he got set up destroy all pods not gone. But I laugh and say at him, “No, they outta the shield!”
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject:

o_O
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

You are the dumbest replier in the history of forum replies.

...It's SO ANNOYING!!!
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject:

YAY! ANNOYING! *dodges hair gel*
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

I'm so freaking SICK and TIRED of your ONE LINED responses, let alone your 5 to less word ones. I take the time to type up something decently and lengthy, wait forever for you to reply, and I come on to find this kind of crap in return?
I'm sorry Michael, but what the hell kind of excuse for a decent response is, "XD"?!
DDDX!!!
I freaking HATE IT! I'm not even joking around or trying to be funny, it really, REALLY ticks me off.
...You have to respect women better than that! Or even just... people!
Or how about... FRIENDS, huh? When I talk to you I have a lot more to say than "XD". You do often use speech to accompany your often associated "XD" Michael!
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject:

I use speech alot in real life because I feel like it. Generally, I don't feel like it on the internet. Besides, you know that I have infinite respect for you.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

>>; Sorry. You just prodded one of my biggest pet peeves on a day when I was already 579% ticked off, was all.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject:

*patpat*
Don't worry about it. ^^
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.