The Glasses Movie!

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Once upon a time, in a far off land, there was a silent, shy, and slightly dorky young man named Hyde. Hyde had only a few friends, which he held very dearly to him. He attended a music college filled with talkative, energetic, and lively young individuals. And he enjoyed it there. But never did he do more than listen to the others. He preferred to live on the sidelines, watching – never, in his wildest dreams, did he see himself as a front man, who stood out boldly and raised his voice to the crowd. Hyde, simply, was a fan-boy.
He pushed his glasses up on his nose – as there was, after all, no chance to survive make your time. His pencil scribbled responses to the tedious math test that was taking place in the room. But unexpectedly! A wad of paper glided on an invisible huff of air, (possibly from a snoring student) and bonked Hyde lightly on the skull. His eyes darting carefully upwards, looking for the watchful eyes of the vulture that instructed them, he uncrumpled the note. It read jokingly, “Festival time! You are on the way to destruction. And, I am hitting on you(r head)!”
He moaned silently at the terrible bad joke Sakura had written him and gave him a look that read, “Why?” Sakura smiled and silently mouthed, “Hahaha!” Hyde shook his head and faced forward. Suddenly, a loud noise obstructed his ear.
“You’ll have to rescue this woman! Or else your friends will be dead by midnight! Meet me at Mystic Mansion. If you are late, they will die by my hand.”
The image of an angry looking, closed-mouthed young lady, in the arms of someone in multiple layers of black leather, netting, and vinyl, flickered across the lenses of his glasses.
Hyde blinked and looked around. What had happened just now? Oh… oh god no, it just couldn’t be this again.

“Hyde, it’s time to go!” Tetchan winked at the sky with his mouth open excitedly as he slid his randomly neon-lensed sunglasses in front of his eyes. “For great justice!”
“You know what you’re doing,” said Hyde, sick and tired of being pulled into this super-hero mess. He had thought, the very first time, that it was all a dream, but he awoke the next day to find himself a sidekick, a mascot, and a sworn enemy. It was overwhelming.
“Haido-kun!” said a small, high pitched voice. A tiny little cat-boy Kenchan scooted up Hyde’s shoulder and secured himself with his legs underneath a small snap-buttoned belt on his jacket.
“You guys ready to get this over with?” Hyde asked Tetsu and Ken. Tetsu nodded. “Let’s take off every Zig!”

“Mwahahahahahaha,” Gackt laughed manically. “There’s no way Hyde will save you, woman. You are completely doomed. Bwhahahaha!” Mana scowled silently.
“Chachamaru,” Gackt ordered. “Yes, Gackt-sama?” he asked. “Get me my whip.” Chacha obediently began to turn around in search of the whip. “Wait… you don’t need your Magnum?” Gackt glared at him. “I already have it with me.” Gackt said in an ‘obviously’ tone. “Of course, sir.” Chachamaru said, nodding.
You was sitting down in front of Mana with his legs crossed. “You should cut your hair short,” he was saying, “It’d look really cute.” “You, get over here! Stop flirting with the hostage.” Gackt ordered. “Yes sir!” he said.
“I wasn’t flirting with her at all, Sir!” You said, standing up straight. Gackt rolled his eyes. “Go get dinner.”

Suddenly, the door smashed open. In the doorway was Hyde, with Tetsu behind him, dropping some long-haired guy with a beanie on his head on the ground. “Hand her over!”
“Never!” said Gackt, “You’ll have to get her yourself, or your friends will die! Chachamaru, where’s my whip?” Silence replied.
“Forget your whip!” Hyde said, pulling out a katana. Chachamaru along with You suddenly ran up the stairs behind them. Tetsu smirked, pulling out a dagger. “How are you gentlemen?”
“Your sword is worthless against my gun!” Gackt said, beginning to reach for it. Suddenly, the room shook, and everyone’s weapons slid around the room and jammed into the wall.
“What happen?” Gackt yelled, worried. Chachamaru hollered sorrily from the hallway, “Somebody set us up the bomb!” Hyde looked around.
He spotted the ‘woman’. “Come here! Let’s move out!” Hyde called, “Now!” Gackt grabbed his leg. “Not so fast, Hyde!”
“We have to get out of here!” Tetsu yelled from the hall, “Right now!” Hyde kicked his leg straight back, still in Gackt’s grasp, and hit him square in the teeth. Gackt gasped angrily, teeth dripping bloodily from his mouth.
“Miss!” Hyde reached for Mana. He slapped him, “I’m male!”
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

I gots an awards for this one!
from phylosophie, it's the "internet meme crack!fic" award! YAYYY~
My prize:

Thanks phylosophie!
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject:

THIS STORY IS SILLY.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

please note mood: http://community.livejournal.com/jdrabblers/74474.html
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:14 pm Post subject:

MY COMMENT REMAINS UNCHANGED.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

But it IS redundant.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject:

REDUNDANCY IS FUUUUUUN.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.