[L'Marrionette~en~Ciel]

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Title: Ken's Mother
Words: 125
“Ah – Yukkie, Yukkie!” Ken waddled into the room with a frantic, animated, ‘fret fret’ about his person. Yukkie’s as-usually straight face mildly twitched with slight irritation.
When did I become his mother who he comes to with his problems?
Yukkie followed the eccentrically behaving Ken into the next room, with his computer, and rolled his eyes as Ken pointed to the screen as if it had a spider or other crawler on it. “It’s strange.” he said. “The fans have gotten too strange.”
At mention of ‘the fans’, Yukkie quickly stood back up, ready to ditch the man making such a trivial fuss. “Wait!” cried Ken.
“But, they turned us into girl’s dolls!”
Yukkie looked back at Ken, his eyebrows raised with a questioned expression.

Title: Eating Fruits of Chaos
Words: 100
“We’re dolls.” Ken clicked the play button on some online video website and Yukkie peered over his shoulder. Sure enough, a familiar tune began to play and soon they appeared on the screen in a twisted stop-motion wonder.
“Our eyes are like anime.” Yukkie noted, transfixed to the screen. “Our eyes are like animals, too big and very cute!” Ken said, too happily for Yukkie’s ears.
The two watched and after a few minutes was up the video ended. They saved a few screenshots of it. Suddenly, Hyde walked in and sang, quite loudly, “I’m just a doll, forever dead!”

Title: World Domination
Words: 100
“They’re kind of scary dolls.” said Tetsu. He had appeared a few minutes later in another of his brightly-colored race outfits with a helmet under his arm.
“No… they’re quite incredible.” Hyde decided. Tetsu grimaced as Hyde’s face began to become smug like it did when he had a mildly sinister plan for world domination.
“We must contact these people somehow. I want an original PV with those dolls made! We can compose a brand new song!”
“A new song, just for dolls, Hyde?” Tetsu had rarely seen Hyde struck with such motivation before, and now was not the time.

Title: Really Only Two
Words: 100
“Hyde’s inspiration has been accompanied by many a doll, right?” Said Ken. Yukkie counted in his mind, ‘A doll forever dead’, ‘Dolly’, …ano, really only two?
He tried his hardest to remember if there were any dolls he was forgetting and glanced at the screen in hopes of remembering.
“Dolls are a symbolic figure… of fallacy and reality all at once. A powerful thing!” Hyde exclaimed. “But, these are…” Tetsu began to say.
“Ah – wait!” Yukkie interrupted. “This English here!”
“Hyde, your English is best right?” Yukkie asked.
“Why?” Asked Hyde.
“Right here,” pointed Yukkie, “Says ‘Gackt’. A doll Gackt?”

Title: Full Inbox
Words: 100
Band/Pairing: L’arc~en~Ciel X Tofu Records
“A Gackt doll? Hmmm… They’re planning to make many dolls, it says.” Hyde pondered. “We must get the dolls from them!”
“But… you can only contact them if you join the thingy.” said Ken.
“Join it, then!” “But… they will fill up my inbox…” Ken cried. “And they have to know who we are to respond, but we can’t get the response with a full inbox.”
“It’s Americans, right?” said Hyde. “Hai.” said Ken.
“Then, get Tofu Records to do it. Those dolls hold the key to world domination.”
I knew it, thought Tetsu.
Yukkie smiled, This is just typical.

Title: Speed Dial
Words: 100
Band/Pairing: Gackt
Gackt picked up his cell phone and answered. “What’s up?” he said seriously. He was dressed in his typical suit – tie – shades combo.
“Dollfie?” he asked.
"Hmph.
Yeah.
…No.
No, I disagree.
These things will not give us world power, they will challenge it! They must be destroyed!
No… No, Hyde, I don’t agree. …No.
No, you can’t have mine!
Buffoon…
Yeah. Kay. Bye.”
Gackt clicked a button and his cell call ended. He pressed speed dial 2 and waited.
“What’s the website it’s on? In Eng… spell? Kay. Ja.”
“What’s speed dial 1?” asked the manager.
“Not your business.”

Title: Tomorrow at three?
Words: 100
Band/Pairing: Nana Kitade & Puffy
“Uuuahhh!” Nana watched the merrily singing J-rockers on the online video community. “Chou Kawaii! They’re so cute! Dollfie…” A hyper beep-de-beep tune from her cell told her she had a call. “Hi Hi! You don’t need to tell me, Ami… I saw it… so cute, ne? Okay… I will see you two for hair and shopping tomorrow. Kay. Bye bye!” She hummed and smiled and continued to browse. “Ahhh, I forgot to say Yumi left her hat over here! Huh…” She clicked to check her e-mail. “No way! A message from Moi Meme Moitte? From the Gothic Lolita God himself!”

Title: Since when do dollies "Rawwr"?
Band/Pairing: Nightmare
Words: 100
Notes: Sorry if it's not good, I've never written Nightmare before... I don't really know their personalities well... *guilty sigh* but I'll learn, right? I'm trying to climb out of my Laruku-filled cavern system and try and breathe the rest of the J-rock air, too... anyway...
“Rawwr!” Hitsugi exclaimed with joy. He was suddenly stabbed in the head with Sakito’s index finger.
A bit irritated, he said, “Why does this lion keep on climbing all over my stuff?”
“I’m a dolly, today, Sakiii~” Hitsugi said in a somewhat gay-sounding voice.
Yomi walked into the room, rubbing his eye tiredly. “Was that a gladiator fight? The lion was too loud…”
“I’m a dolly!” Hitsugi said.
“Since when do dollies ‘Rawwr’?” Yomi asked, still to tired to really know what he was looking at.
Hitsugi promptly pounce/dropped to the floor, his hand on his chin, contemplating this.

Title: Hitsugi's still failing his doll impression.
Band: Nightmare
Words: 100
Notes: Still trying it, friends.
Ruka walked in, with feathers stuck in his hair. “Hitsugi… did you tear up… my pillow?” Yomi started to laugh but then looked at Ruka’s face and realized he looked almost like he was about to cry. Hitsugi’s face dug into the ground and muffled, said, “Iie, it was not me!” Sakito frowned at Hitsugi. “Are you a doll, or a mole?”
Yomi turned to Ni~ya, who had been eating lunch quietly in the corner (despite it still being mid-morning). “What is eating Saki-chan?” Ni~ya finished a bite long enough to reply, “Hitsugi-chan, apparently.” Nodding, his eye caught Sakito’s monitor.

Title: Detective Yomi has found something!
Band: Nightmare
Words: 100
Notes: It took them absolutely forever to get to the point, huh? Oh well, it's sweet even if I have them acting out of character...
Ni~ya smirked at bit, as Hitsugi had started to apologetically pluck the feathers out of Ruka’s hair. If Hitsugi was ever a doll, it would certainly be some kind of strange-looking furry. Personally, he even wondered if Hitsugi had dissected his pillow as a pure excuse to groom poor Ruka.
“Detective Yomi has found something!” Yomi exclaimed. He twirled his finger, commanding the rest of the group to look at where he was in front of the computer. “Hitsugi, is this the cause of your unusual behavior as of late?”
“I object, detective.” Sakito said. “Hitsugi has always been unusual.”

Title: Cat-lover Chat-Buddy
Band: Nightmare
Words: 100
“Where did you find this?” Sakito asked more seriously.
“I got it in an e-mail, from a chat buddy.” Hitsugi said.
“Hitsugi, you do realize any of your ‘chat buddies’ could be fangirls or terrorists out to kill us?” Yomi scolded.
“Nahh, but I know who this one really is. He is not a terrorist… or a girl. I think.” Hitsugi said defensively.
Ruka (who was in a much cheerier mood now) was examining Hitsugi’s inbox. “From Tiger-Chan to Lion-Chan… who is Tiger-chan?”
Hitsugi smiled. “We’re both cat-lover-jin~ It’s my chat buddy, Ken-chan!”
“You’re friends with those old guys?”
Title: Final Score
Band: Nana Kitade, L'arc~en~Ciel, Gackt
Words: 100
“AH!” Nana screamed. “A free shopping day at Moi Meme, just for me?! Love love!”

“What do you mean, you cannot trace them? Get your government! I want those dollfies!” Hyde yelled into the phone. Tofu Records was being unreasonable.
“Ken, when are you getting out of that chat?” Yukihiro asked. Tetsu watched, amazed someone could remain so pleased talking only about how much they loved kittens. “Lion-kun, my mother’s nagging me!” Ken typed in, only to be punched by Yukkie.

Gackt talked into the phone slowly. He was speaking to the answering machine. “I know that you made them.”

Title: Reveal- The Puppeteer!
Band: You'll see... Very Happy

Words: 100
Slowly, a delicate hand pushed the arm of the Gackt dollfie – just a tiny bit – and pressed a button on his keyboard, triggering the webcam to take a picture. True that his voice was music, but – what was wrong with him saying he enjoyed playing around, and toying with others’ lives? That he enjoyed the manipulation – the excitement, and the risk. He liked to be the puppeteer, the one pulling all of the others’ strings. His eyes drifted around the room, paranoid, to make sure he was alone. Then, after confirming his solitude, Mana smiled quaintly, just a teeny bit.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject:

...what the hell?!?!?
XD
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

You'd have to know the bands obessively to fully comprehend it, my friend. Every last bit of it makes perfect sense.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!