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The Adventures of Miniskirt Man and Picture Lad
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I wonder what was wrong with this person when they thought of this.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject:

....I'm scared to click that. DX
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

Already taking a break on my "do make-up work" weekend. Ah, well.
Anyway... thought I'd use my break to... use one of my own Crackfic ideas and go ahead with it.
Here's to madness!

Dare I say... Fullmetal Alchemist x Rayman Raving Rabbids crossover!!! (OMG!)

Roy bunny held up his square pawed glove at Riza bunny, who promptly defied the laws of nature and picked up her gun, pointed it, and held it up with her square, fingerless palm. KA-BASH! The room suddenly turned black with a puff of smoke. The burnt Roy bunny looked at the burnt Riza bunny, whose tuft of blonde hair was now knarled and smokey. Their crooked, popped out eyes met. "DAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Bunnies can't do Flamer Fluff. But they can dance!
Roy and Riza bunny begin to dance. Riza bunny twirls and waits for her Colonel to catch her; but he is busy wobbiling around uncoordinately.
Well... most of them can, anyway.

Edward and Alphonse bunny pressed their paws on the transmutation circle on the floor. With a flash of light, Alphonse bunny disappeared. Ed bunny turned around, his antennae alert to danger. He looked and saw a big gate with bigger eyes than him looking at him. "Wayyerwah?" Ed bunny asked in his high-pitched, twisted bunny English. The gate opened a peek and many dark square hands began to prod Ed bunny furiously. Edward looked around on the ground, his leg missing and blood everywhere. He looked forward to see if anything had happened while he was gone looking at that huge, bizzare door thing. Suddenly he began to cry. "DAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Bunnies can't do forbidden alchemy. But they can dance!
Ed bunny wormed around on the ground in tears. "Daaa..."

Roy bunny looked around. One after another, she-bunny after she-bunny walked by him. Each and everyone in a tiny, navy blue miniskirt. "Miniska..." he mumbled, pleased. Then, Armstrong bunny walked by... also in a miniskirt. Roy grimaced, clutched his blankets in pain, his big head pushed back into his pillow. "DAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Bunnies can't fulfil their fantasies. But they can dance!
Roy bunny tossed and turned in his covers trying to forget the terrifying mental image.

...Okay, time to go back to work!
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:41 pm Post subject:

...scaaaary.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

I haven't written it yet, but I'll announce the concept anyway: FMA/Sailor Moon crossover. Discuss.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject:

[size=32]SCARIER.[/size]
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

lol. I wasn't thinking of crossdressing them.
I just thought it would be funny to see the FMA guys running around in color-coded sailor outfits XD Maybe with like, shorts instead of miniskirts XP

...Hmm, what is the guy shoe equivalent to pumps? Loafers or something? XD
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject:

...I dunno.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

Maybe. I dunno.
Of course for boots it's still boots...
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject:

...sure.
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.