Yur Movie Reviews! Summaries! or Spoilers!

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject:

Would you reccommend seeing it?
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Quote List!

rionette (dA)-- Shino has ants and Shino has pants (I hope) but no ants in his pants.

Eugene (Physics)-- I used to be a great orarator.

gijimayo (dA)-- XD

Julia: They don't OWN chocolate milk.
Matt: Yes they do.

Hubert J. Farnsworth: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT.

Zuks: At least I mumble loud and clear.
Zuks: I'm here, I exist. Pi.

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Shrek 3

Major Themes
Fatherhood
Pulled off fairly well. Shrek's baby related nightmare sequence (the exorcist vomit in the trailer) was very enjoyable. Shrek's fatherly manner with "Artie" (Arthur) is not nearly as funny, but kind of sweet.
"You are who you think you are, not who others think you are."
This PSA was brought to you, the bullied American youth, by the cast of Shrek 3.

New(?) Characters
Talking Trees
You gotta like the talking trees. There's absolutely nothing special about them - which is exactly why you have to like them.
Rapunzel
Charming's new girlfriend (thus, making her a bad guy). It turns out that's not even hair extentions; it's an entire wig.
Sleeping Beauty
Everyone who sees this HAS to adore sleeping beauty. Nothing connects better with the hearts of the world than a narcaleptic princess.
Cinderella
On that note, an obsessive compulsive cleaner with split personality disorder (talks to her reflection) isn't bad either.
Snow White
She's the one hating on everybody, with her strange, animal summoning singing and bipolarish nature - which is why she fits so perfectly into the bizzare princesses with disorders crew.
Donkey/Dragon Babies
...They're crosseyed.
Shrek/Fiona Babies
In the end, they have triplets. But I think they're creepy looking. That could just be me though.

Storyline {SPOILERIFIC?}
Charming wants revenge and convinces the villian community to get revenge on Shrek. Meanwhile, King Harold dies (in a hilarious, child-friendly way), leaving the throne to Shrek, breifly mentioning that the only other heir is Fiona's cousin Arthur. Shrek goes out with Donkey and Puss to find him, only to be told while the boat is leaving that Fiona's pregnant. Shrek then has his baby nightmare sequence, but what he's not worried about is the kid, but that he'd be a bad father. They arrive to find out that Arthur is in a high school called Worcheshire (like the sauce!) and the school's 'loser'. In fact, he's even hung by his underwear off a balcony by the nosebleeding dungeons-and-dragons nerds. When he finds out he is now officially a king he makes a proud speech about it and goes off with Shrek and them. Donkey and Puss make being a king sound terrible, and while trying to turn the boat around, Arthur crashes the ship. They go to land and they find Merlin, Artie's former magic teacher who left at the advice of his therapist.
Charming and villianry start pillaging Far Far Away (at one point changing a store sign from something like 'bootery' to 'hooters' and then a bunch of guys running inside), and the princess gang goes through a secret passage and gets through it only to be led out the other side straight to charming thanks to rapunzel.
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*doesn't feel like continuing spoilerish summary*
B- Worth seeing, but don't go in expecting to be overcome by laughter or blown away.
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 384 Location: Iiya

The Host
Random Korean monster movie...
Despite the obviously fake CG, it was fantastically fun! Half the stuff that when down barely made sense, but the acting was great, the story was... interesting, and I didn't get bored at all the whole movie.
How to explain it... it was a bit like an over dramatic monster movie crossed with Little Miss Sunshine. You'd probably like it if you haven't seen it yet.
B++ (I have to mark it down some for the could-be-better CG and the mild "WTH-just-happened"s in the plot.)
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Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric) Quotes

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy... in a miniskirt!"

"Someone asked us to do our favorite line of another character's. So I did 'I LOVE dogs!' and Travis did something 'brother...' And then Aaron thought he'd be funny. And Aaron said, 'Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a miniskirt.' And I looked at him and I go DUDE... You have NO IDEA what you just did. For the rest... of your natural life... you're gonna be saying that STUPID line at conventions! And sure enough he wrote me an e-mail like, weeks later saying, 'I was at such-and-such a convention and THEY KEPT MAKING ME SAY IT!' What'd I tell you man? You gotta listen to your older brother. You know, you just don't listen. You just don't listen Al."

"I have come to you... from the Northern Hemisphere... to tell you that Ed likes girls."

Fan: RoyEd fanservice!
Vic: Can I ask you a question? What happened to you?!
Fan2: Don't mind her, she's addicted to RoyEd.
Vic: Yes she is, yes she is... okay... *sigh* ...BACK OFF RIZA HE'S MINE!!!

Travis Willingham (Roy Mustang) Quotes

"He was like, 'It's this guy, Colonel Roy Mustang.' And I was like, 'Well, what does he do?' Because the last part that I played was kinda this wimpy guy who kinda had a shape-shifting power but couldn't kick anybody's butt.. and I'm this DBZ fan, I just wanna kamehameha somebody. You know? I just wanna blow 'em up. He's like, 'Well, he's the flame alchemist.' I was like, 'Tell me more.' He was like, 'Well his snaps his fingers and boom, everything lights up.' And I was like, 'I'm there!'"

"And so I did, 'I LOVE dogs!' and I look over and pfft!, Colleen is like on the floor like 'where the ^&%# did that come from?'"

"Y'see Vic... is a bit of a cryer. He can cry very, very, easily. He's got a very good emotional availability. Which is good! I'm a bit more of... I dunno... A GUY."

"How excited would you be if you enlisted in the army and everybody's in a miniskirt?!"

Fan: Who's hotter, Ed or Al?
Travis: Al. He's in a suit of armor, it's gotta be hotter in there. What did Aaron say?
Person: Well they asked him, Ed or Roy? and he said Roy.
Travis: Yeah, because it's Roy, who's a guy, or Ed, who's a girl. Next Question!